Well, tomorrow I leave for Augusta. Yes, Augusta National where I'll hang out with Phil, Tiger, Justin and the boys. Probably give them some pointers...
"Phil, you're dropping your left elbow..."
"Tiger, try putting more weight on your left foot..."
"C'mon, swing Vijay! Mom mamma can hit it farther than that!"
Well, maybe not. But you can watch for me. I'll be the one in a khaki cap and maybe a maroon A&M windbreaker. Also, I'll be the only one there who knows secret nunchuck moves from the government. I will NOT be the one who yells, after every swing, "GET IN THE HOLE!"
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ah, the novice blogger. so niave. so moldable. "what should i put on my blog?" "why do i have a blog?" "who am i?"
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