Sunday, May 14, 2006

Breaking News

Your winner here at the 2006 EDS Byron Nelson Championship is...Brett Wetterich. Those of you who took Brett and the 208-to-1 odds, congratulations. Hopefully, you got back some of the cash you lost on Brother Derek.

On another note, I have breaking news to pass on. If I thought there were more than four people in the universe who ever read this blog, I would consider it terribly irresponsible to publish this. In fact, I really can't publish all I know but here's a half-scoop: a University of Texas football player was arrested today in possession of five pounds of marijuana. As one reporter here said, "that's more than you would need for medicinal purposes if you had glaucoma for the rest of your life." For the guy's name and details, watch tomorrow's Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

Oh, and one final thing: I'm pretty sure both Wetterich and Trevor Immalman were crying while playing 18. Also, Trevor wore makeup and a giant Nike beltbuckle today.

Late addition: In the interview room, Brett just said he believes in signs. Like he heard bagpipes on 18 last night. Wonder if he offered to spank the guy. (For more on kilt-spanking, visit Matt Mosley's column referenced below.)

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